May 16, 2011

If You Can...

If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand your loved ones are too busy to give you time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without alcohol,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

Then You Are Probably...

The Family Dog!
and, you thought I was going to get all Spiritual!

Submitted to 'Expressions' by
Vernette Hutcheson, LA